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I mean....honesty is the best policy, right?
I'm looking for a woman (note: loosely defined as "has boobs, lacks penis") between the ages of 18 and 35 who is single/poly and fits the description in the title. Looks are subjective so the first two points won't be judged harshly. And lets be honest here, all tits are great tits. Yes, including yours. A , well done growing those things. Labels are dumb but if it helps you, I can definitively say that I'm searching for something that falls somewhere between "not exactly strictly platonic" and "every Thanksgiving your dad picks a fight, I can never figure out why he doesn't like me".
Lightning round of random things! Final Fantasy XIV is my drug of choice. We'll get along swell if you like being called a "good girl". I will happily and enthusiastically eat your pussy (it drives me crazy that I even have to say this because some guys refuse to). If you're expecting some 6'4 muscle-y dude with a 10 inch dick and insecurity/anger issues, you won't find that here. Well maybe you'll find one element of the above. You'll just have to roll the dice. I'm not into degradation but if you are you can curse me out or something I dunno.
I don't expect much out of this post because it's honestly kind of one big bouquet of red flags covered in shit... but a man can dream, yeah?
So if you kinda dig nerdy, overcomplimentary guys that will snuggle, game, fuck and frustrate you to the point of insanity, look no further because your knight in rusty armor is here. :3
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