Hello there I'm Edward an awkward goblin guy from the Mordor of Southern California, The Inland Empire. Usually okay alone but despite my best efforts I'm still susceptible to human emotions, and all the pixels, potions and herbs don't cure loneliness.

Nerdy and quite thick for a goblin but also kinda handsome? (especially in the dark) Indoorsy, introverted, with an irreverent, puerile, and sometimes macabre sense of humor that can joke about anything including myself, I think I'm smart but only smart enough to know that I'm not.
I like to cook and I know my way around the kitchen, I love video games and gaming, I play on console. I occasionally make my own terrible electronic noise I like to call music, firearms even though I don't own any, I'm also into music, and sci-fi, some anime, reading, UFOs, cryptids, and the paranormal, 4:20 friendly, obviously lol.

I'm looking for a young lady who does not want children or already have them, for a long term monogamous relationship, who's feminine, kind, affectionate, emotionally supportive, and understanding. I'd like if she wasn't materialistic, promiscuous, or looking for relationships that only last one evening, or ones that only revolve around one thing, but I'm not perfect, full disclosure I have the big sad, and I don't have my shit together but I don't care if you do or don't. Honestly I just want closeness and some affection with someone I can trust. I'm attracted to a lot of women especially fellow homebodies, introverts, nerds, and stoners. Big/chubby/thick women, accents, and also maybe kinda clingy lol, oh and those illusive goth girls that hate the sun as much as I do, but those are not required.

Please message me with a picture of yourself, and your favorite food, or a song you're into lately and I'll get back to you. Thank you for taking the time and reading all this, goodbye and good luck out there.