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Hey there! I hope you're having a great day. I'm doing my best to slack my way through work today and would love some company! This is where you come in...riding on a unicorn or Pegasus or etc. to save the day!
A little about me: I'm 6'0 with buzzed brown hair and rocking a dad bod, with a well kept beard I'd love to have you stroke and run your fingers through while you whisper sweet or naughty things into my ear. I've been told I'm funny, and not just in the looks department (har har!). I partake in several nerdy hobbies that I'd love to overshare with you about!
What I'm looking for: Look, I'm going to be completely real with you here. We're on Reddit. You probably don't live close. I have 99.9% certainty we are not going to be riding off into the sunset together. That being said...I'm going to flirt your freaking face off if I find you attractive. Be ready for it, expect it, be someone who enjoys it. Curvy types with great hair will completely and totally captivate me! A sense of humor is the most attractive thing ever.
Drop me a note and tell me what mythical creature you're riding in on to save me from a boring night with. Hope to hear from you soon!
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