To be frank, I'd have to change my name... .......... Kachow ;D

Listen, I'm sure you'll read this post, and if you're just absolutely keen on cringe, you'll check my other posts and see I'm about as funny as a rock, BUT... I could be your rock wink wink

So why am I here? On a dating subreddit? Making a post? If you guessed I'm a loser looking for love, you'd be right, ten points for you. Before I waste any more of your time, here are some general need to knows for your convenience.

I am 29 (turning 30 in a few days), MtF, monogamous, in search of a long-term relationship

So... the pros? None, I'm atrocious. I love anime, gaming, and nerdy shit in general so we can gush about loser stuff together. Gaming dates, nuff said. Will suplex your enemies, will... have a truck..., will simp for you, will cook you mediocre dinners filled with love and a little too much of one seasoning, you get to be the pretty one... I am clearly the end all be all, aren't I?

How would I describe myself? A very average, dark humored millennial with your bog standard list of manufacturers defects. I guess I'd call myself a romantic, I do like to spoil and gush over my partner so you can expect a nigh endless supply of affection. Communication is big to me, and I try to be direct about my needs, wants and emotions.

What am I looking for? You, cutie... KACHOW No, but for realzies, I don't really have too many hard lines. If prefer you be over 21, but aside from that i don't care. Location isn't a factor for me either granted we have good communication. I really just want someone nice, crazy standards, right?

If you've made it this far, you're either madly in love with me or you're a masochist, regardless, slide up in the DMs cause I got flowers, chocolate, and head pats bb o3-