A call for adventurous male redditors….. :)

I don’t normally take quotes/advice from hip-hop artists, but Drake said it best with YOLO. I don’t want to keep on rushing through the craziness of life and someday realize I never did get to have some really crazy times….

I’ll preface this EVEN FURTHER by letting you know that I’m not a slutty girl. In fact, I’m a really good, happy-go-lucky girl who has her shit together in life and who just also happens to have a little bit of a “bad” streak behind closed doors. So, what do I want?! To indulge the naughty side and live out the fantasy of a MFM threesome. You, me, and my very straight boyfriend.

If the idea of a threesome with a friendly, sexy, (mostly) normal, fun, genuinely nice girl and her boyfriend is also on your bucket list (or maybe it is now?), read on.

You MUST be: 1) Attractive (yes, I know this is shallow) 2) Intelligent 3) Not a weirdo/creep in any capacity 4) VERY CLEAN as in, yes-I-shower-daily AND as in, no-I-don’t-have-ANY-STDs 5) Close in age (I’m 23 and so is he) 6) Willing to Skype before meeting to confirm most of the above things

Still with me?

…….Awesome!

Bonus points for having a good sense of humor, which is a generally great quality but also good to have in the bedroom! Be comfortable with yourself and be confident, I don’t want a super shy guy when it comes to this situation. Extra EXTRA bonus points if you have good taste in music, but that isn’t really all that relevant, huh?

Also, I can’t stress the parts about being sane and clean enough. My bf and I are both just normal people looking for a fun time, and we are both very clean and absolutely, positively disease-free and planning to stay that way. Drug free, too.

Want to know more about me? Just send a PM and feel free to ask questions, I’m an open book and I value communication a LOT! I’m in North Jersey and going to grad school. I have my own apartment. If you care (probably not), my boyfriend has a respectable FT job. Again, just driving home the fact that we are not crazy people. (Except for me, in bed. That CAN get a little crazy. You’ve been warned!) :)

If you are on the same page and are SERIOUSLY interested in making this happen, message me (us), and let me know what you’d like to do with me and what you are thinking would make for a fun night! ;) You can check out my pics in GW. I’m a tease by nature, so there are no naked ones, and I’d rather not post my face all over the internet in those kinds of pics… so that would be something you have to wait to see via Skype. But they are sexy pics nonetheless, I love cute lingerie and just being a sex kitten in general!

FINAL NOTE: As appealing as your dick really might be, sending a dick pic will only guarantee a non-reply right off the bat. Hitting it off personality-wise and matching up likes/dislikes is worth way more than a photo of your penis. Face pics are always welcome, though!

Hope to hear from the right guy soon so we can have some fun over winter break ;)