For the past ~3 years, I've been in a bit of a slump, much like everyone else. Life became super destabilized and a bit out of control. But I think I'm beginning to see a new peak on the horizon and I'm super excited and, dare I say, cautiously optimistic about the future.

Today was an especially amazing day and I really would like some more friends to share all the great things (and bad, I suppose) that seem to be happening around me. Please note that I am not currently looking for anything romantic or sexual.

Here are some random blurbs about me:

• My younger sister says that I'm on the Pisces-Aries cusp and that explains *everything* about me.
• I recently had a confirmatory autism diagnosis and that explains a few things.
• I'm otherwise extremely close with my immediate family.
• I'm also surprisingly close with my neighbors. They call me the "plant/cat lady" and I fucking love it.
• My main hobbies are straight up geriatric: quilting, birdwatching, and gardening. I also enjoy watching hockey, golf, tennis, and F1.
• I'm super involved with several local quilting, birdwatching, and gardening groups. I'm also a pretty avid supporter of my community street grocery.
• My favorite flowers: peonies, hydrangeas, gardenias, magnolias, lantana, snapdragons, orchids, ranunculus, and foxglove.
• My favorite birds: chimney swifts, common grackles, cardinals, boat tailed grackles, indigo buntings, painted buntings, purple martins, red winged blackbirds, crows, and house finches.
• My favorite ducks: wood ducks, blue winged teal, mallards, muscovies, and mandarins.
• I'm also pretty amazing in the kitchen.
• I just finished building out my front garden, including these amazing potted arrangements to attract butterflies, dragonflies, bees, and hummingbirds. Now I'm focusing on building out my back garden and I'm going for a goth girlfriend theme.
• I recently re-committed to a pretty serious self-care campaign, including getting a personal trainer and revamping my skincare routine.
• Today I was able to score some amazing VIP floor tickets to see my favorite band live.
• My Clearly Canadian flavor is Mountain Blackberry.
• The Taylor Swift lyrics that speak most to my soul are: "I'm the wind in our free-flowing sails and the liquor in our cocktails."
• I'm staunchly team Ariana. #fuckmeinthistshirt
• Politically, I'm a walking contradiction. I want to be able to see my gay friends get married, grow my own weed, and shoot my suppressed AR-15 while paying enough in taxes to support a strong safety social net.
• Religiously, I'm a reformed former Catholic and now I worship satan.
• My music tastes are pretty eclectic and broad.
• I'm extremely well educated and decently traveled.

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Let's talk about anything and everything. I'm an open book.

Tell me something fun about you or your life.

Let's debate the colonization of Mars or the Stanley Cup finals. Should the PGA have agreed to merge with LIV?

Let's swap cat pics or show recommendations.

Surprise me.