This alliteration business is tough, but hey. I’m trying my best here 😅 I also talk in statements that aren’t alliterative, I promise. Whoever wants to probe a little deeper, please, be my guest 😈 I’ve made some solid connections here, but looking for something that sticks!

I’m 28, from the Northeast, work in healthcare. I generally do get along better with people who also work in healthcare, but definitely not a deal breaker. For now, just for anonymity’s sake, this’ll be a bit vague, but I’m obviously down to elaborate more if we click.

Rapid fire bullet point time! Bonus points if you keep up (I’m not sure who that is over there keeping score… they just kinda wandered in here when no one was looking).

• I am horrified of any and all bugs. It’s a crippling fear, but I’m managing.
• I do like horror movies and feeling scared in controlled settings. Bugs are part of uncontrolled settings.
• There’s nothing I like more than a good song recommendation. I basically listen to everything (besides country, probably). Playlist swap, anyone? (There’s a lot of phonk on mine right now… hope you’re cool with that!)
• I have a solid group of friends that I’m pretty attached to. They’re all amazing people, and I’m so thankful for them and will likely tell you about them incessantly (so, preemptively sorry about that)
• In my spare time, I like to read, (rarely) write, work out, watch TV, infinitely scroll through TikTok. I know it’s a time sink. It’s a work in progress.
• Currently on a quest to perfect fish tacos. Surprisingly this is harder to accomplish than you’d think. Are you team flour or corn taco?
• I’ve never broken a bone or had a cavity! (Read: I don’t know true bodily pain, only the crippling emotional kind!)
• Teal is the best color. I will fight you on this.
• There’s a ton of places I want to travel to, so help me pick a cool destination to go to next! (I might be in need of a tour guide…)
• Reality TV is a big weakness of mine. Is love blind?! Are you the one?!
• I can talk nerdy to you. I know things about things. But I also don’t know a lot of other things, so teach me something!

Random things I’m looking for: age range of 27-38, ambitious (tell me about your goals! I promise I’ll listen), a little flirty, a little cute. A nice voice and accent are bonuses. Adam DiMarco is one of my more recent celeb crushes, if ya need a benchmark for my type.

I’m looking for someone I feel excited to talk to everyday (and, ideally, you’d be excited to talk to me everyday. Important part of the picture, yeah?). I’d hope we could talk about our days, our lives, our hopes and dreams and everything in between! Plus, we all like banter. If we got it, we’ll know it. I’m mostly looking for something online because of my schedule, but if the stars align…

Hit me with your best shot, babes. See you on the flip side ;)

PS - Totally down to move to Discord with the potential of voice chats and whatnot if we vibe! I just ask for some effort in the first message, I gotta have something to work with. Usually a DM over chat kinda girl. Am down to show pictures pretty quickly if the vibe’s right as physical attraction I’m sure is an important component for both of us :)

tl;dr: alliterations are hard, just message me 🥺