My name is Sam and I'm a 32 yr old female married to the absolute love of my life.

I have 8 tattoos and 33 piercings, counted 'em myself.

I'm was a senior in nursing school but due to COVID and the horrible treatment of nurses, I'm changing my major. I'm thinking of going back to school for mortuary science.

I love psychology and am a huge supporter of mental health awareness and the reduction of stigma tied to diagnoses, especially personal disorder diagnoses.

I am currently an GM at U-Haul. I AM THEE UHAUL LESBIAN! Currently out on disability due to a non-displaced fracture to proximal end of my 5th metatarsal.

I'm a nerd, Marvel > DC (Don't try to argue). Deadpool is my spirit animal.

I am a raging pansexual with a preference for women but women are scary. So I married a sad skinny gamer boy with fluffy hair, tattoos, a septum piercing and golden retriever energy... We have 2 cats, typical right?

I love to read, watch anything and everything about true crime (basic white girl, RIP), listen to podcasts and listen to music. My music preferences are eclectic.

I love cars, we have a 2018 STI Limited. That car is my baby. Once we get a house, I want a garage so I can have a project car. My hubby is a mechanic, IDK maybe I have a type.

I have seen the entire Fast and Furious series multiple times and I'm more than willing to quote the movies as we watch them and also point out the impossible things in the racing scenes. Also, I'm the one in the friend group who insists we watch the Fast and Furious series.

I love ice hockey and I may be from NJ but I'm a die-hard Dallas Stars fan, and special consideration for the Washington Capitals. We're naming our first son Alexander, because of Ovechkin.

Not sure what else to say, things have been pretty dull with the whole global pandemic thing. Maybe we can entertain each other for a while.