So, I am going to try my hand at one of those fancy bulleted lists that are all the rage. I can travel to you, though doing so would not be ideal, and my limit would be about 60 minutes.

• I am 43, but look maybe 30ish, and act 20-25ish.

• I am disabled, though my disability is strictly pain related, and does not present as a physical or intellectual disability.

• I am nocturnal. I think this one is tough for a lot of women. I go to sleep around 11:30am, and wake up around 8pm.

• My two biggest hobbies are video games, and LEGO. I own A LOT of both. You can’t beat me in Mario Kart, but you are welcome to try.

• I watch porn during most of my waking hours, typically in the background on a second screen somewhere. It is not something I am ashamed of, and I will talk about it openly.

• I am not looking for a hook up, or for sex, specifically. I believe I am asexual, so while I am definitely open to any type of sexual type activities, I am not really looking for sex itself.

• I am literally the best cuddle you may ever experience, and I think every girl I have met here on reddit (of which there have been 4) would agree with that statement.

• I do not think romantic love is in the cards for me. I want it, and I am open to it, but I do not think it will happen. So, I am open to anything, but primarily looking for women, around my area, to just spend time with, preferably in a physical sense, like cuddling or potentially fooling around type stuff. Watching YouTube or Netflix, playing video games, just chatting and getting to know each other, whatever.

• I have mostly no age preference. You can be 19-40 . I tend to enjoy people (not just women, but friends, too) younger than myself, but I genuinely don’t care too much about age.

• Finally, I am trans friendly. If you are looking for anything physical, I would add that you should pass, as I am not into masculine features, but I am definitely open to meeting trans girls, too.