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One way or another, you're in the market for a new teddy bear. Perhaps your old teddy bear broke down over time, or you and the teddy bear just didn't see eye to eye anymore.
Then it catches your eye. It's taking up a bit too much space on the shelf, and you're not sure you have space for a 140kg teddy bear in your life. And why does the button on its paw make it debate whether pineapple on pizza is physically possible? But partially because you're already in the teddy bear store, you decide to look a little closer.
Turns out, the teddy bear is extremely comfortable, perfect for hugs and cuddles, and comes with a bunch of fun outfits! A cute little chef hat and apron, complete with top notch pasta! A Psychologist in training, with a little "How does that make you feel?" sign! An aspiring writer with non-stop procrasination action! And a choice of new buttons for talking about either dinosaurs or Pokemon for hours on end!
Maybe its the outfits, maybe is the dark blonde fur and blue button eyes, maybe youd just decided a bigger teddy can be even better for cuddling, but you take a look at the price tag:
A cup of coffee, a museum trip, or and enthusiastic chat about your interests, and he's already yours.
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