So, my fiance (I just refer to as wife, we're married except the license and ceremony) comes home pretty much every day and talks about the random acts of belly molestation that occur. A little insight: a blind woman who works as a para-educator in a large school district teaching blind children.

Pretty much zero problems with the kiddos, except a few token random incidents. The issue have been the parents, people at the bus stop, people in the grocery store.

Hell, we've been out together and have had random people, especially women, run out of no where to rub the belly... and no matter how much she scowls or I say "Uh, excuse us? What are you doing?" it just doesn't phase anyone one bit.

I'm sure fellow /r/predaddit s have seen similar, thoughts on actually thwarting the belly molesters that don't involve ingenious uses of electric cattle prods or stun guns?