the rusted foods of taco bell
digested by the son
i walk the store, the times they've changed
the toiletry's all gone
the purple pisser urinates
the farters softly pass
three diarrheas to bring out the shit
from the court of my bloody ass

the keeper of the last tp
he shits upon my goals
i wait outside the restroom door
with insufficient rolls
the brown queen eats the diarrhea
dog's week old poo on grass
to summon back the indian food
from the court of my bloody ass

the farters use shit as manure
whilst pissing in the shower
i chased the wind of a milk farm truck
now i must shit this hour
the poopoo juggler farts a bit
the orchestra pass gas
as slowly comes the deep red shit
from the court of my bloody ass

on shit brown mornings, pissers cry
the shitters fart all year
i had to eat high fiber foods
and now i am in fear
the piss shit jester does not stay
but gently shits, pees, farts
he smiles as diarrhea bleeds
from the court of my bloody ass