If you hate puns you will hate me, I am pun-believable.

Here's the thing - this whole "dating in 2022" thing confuses the shit out of me. If you have any idea of what is going on, please help lol

Only 90s kids will understand the juxtaposition of growing up bc self-sufficiency is crucial in a society with an ever-increasing identity of the self while still wanting to be true to the childish part of that same self and allowing the expression of said inner child not to be inhibited by a social construct.... probably.

Brief about me: solo poly with 2 partners, 5'9" big belly and hairy chest, big hands and big feet but correlation isn't always causation. I like sex, doesn't need to be the focus of a relationship but I am a pretty sexual person and I want to be upfront about it. I've been told I have a nice butt and I WILL try to make you laugh. PC gamer looking to get back into console gaming, nearly done with my master's degree and looking for a job in programming and development.

The downsides: not to get pil-GRIM on you, but depression and anxiety - being treated but still have my up and down days. I'm a little clingy and can get butthurt over pretty dumb stuff sometimes. I tend to correct people too often. I'm working on these things.

I am looking for someone who likes to flirt and being told how pretty they are. I'm super cuddly and a bit of a love-bomber, but I also tend to match a person's energy and if I think I'm making you uncomfortable I'll be quick to back off and check in. Down the road, maybe, someone who could be a nesting partner. I'm introverted, like super introverted. I have a bypass switch for it but there are serious time limits to my social energy.

If you couldn't tell, I'm diagnosed with ADHD and can't always keep my thoughts in line. And duh, the username probably gives it away but I'm a 420 full-time (no weed leaf posters or blacklights though).

Thanks for reading! Even if you don't think we'd be a perfect match, I certainly don't mind making new friends :) and whatever you're doing today, I hope it's a good day.

...I tried to wrap this up with another thanksgiving pun but my brain stopped working