We’re a happily attached long-term, loving couple finally stepping out to be who we are: Poly and diving into ethical non-monogamy.

If you love:

• Dogs
• Traveling
• Astros games
• Live music

We’d love to hear from you.

Together we’re better. We’re nerdy, love traveling, road trips, breweries, live music, tacos, Astros games, museums, our dogs (and sometimes our cat), being with our friends, camping, cooking, working out, renaissance festivals and even just vegging out at home. We’re looking for meaningful volunteer opportunities to make the world a better place. We’re not in the best shape, but we’re changing that. We’re a work in progress and if you want to work too, even better! We exercise 4-6 days a week and cook and eat mostly keto/paleo. 

We are child-free and vaxxed. We’re not religious and are 420 friendly (edibles preferred). We’re also riding the blue wave, so if you’re more conservative-minded, we respect your views, but we’ll most likely not get along.

She’s bi, 39 and curvy. She’s kind, smart, funny and working on her degree in human resources. She crafts (resin and beads), is funky in a groovy way, headstrong, silly and sometimes a little shy.

He’s 43 straight, a little bit of a bigger guy and just lucky to be with her. He’s the more outgoing of the two, goofy, loves playing guitar, disc golf and nerding out on the stuff he loved as a kid.

We’re not looking for anyone to come between us. We’re looking for someone to come with us. All of our likes and interests, we want to share them with you and would love for you to share yours with us. 

That’s where you come in.

You don’t have to be an expert in everything poly. We’re willing to learn together. This isn’t just about threesomes or checking things off the sexual bucket list (although if we get to do that together WOOHOO!). We are looking for a meaningful connection that leads to a blissful friendship and relationship with you and us. We’re not swingers and prefer to keep it that way.

You can be single or attached, but please know that we are not looking for a male companion at all. We’re all adults, so please be capable of making adult decisions and communicating. Our best-case scenario is someone who wants to establish a relationship with both of us. If that’s not possible, we can consider separating the package, but there will be full transparency between us.

So that’s us. You’ll be communicating with the both of us, so say hi! If you read the whole message, tell us who you last saw in concert in your message. We cannot wait to hear from you!

J and B