Available: 1 male human, late 30s model.
Make: USA
Languages: English. Spanish available with download.
Dimensions: Medium build. Mostly proportional.
Parts included:
One (1) penis. [Standard model] Two (2) testicles. [Complete set] Extensive library of information. Use discretion when accessing. Wit box- Usually dry. Often humorous. Functioning texting and response unit. Working tear ducts.
No assembly required with current model. Comes complete out of the box with little baggage and some accessories.
Not included: His partner. Zombies, ghosts, or otherwise undead or unholy creatures.
Usage directions: Respond with introduction. Be friendly and communicate clearly. Item can then be used for multiple purposes: Gaming companion, trivia, gym buddy, and more! Guaranteed fun and humor. Great for traveling and occasional overnights.
Can be paired with different atmospheres and substances for surprising results. Kink friendly, judgement free, can be shared.
Package should not be left unattended for prolonged periods of time. May get lost or bring more friends. May darken color with prolonged sun exposure.
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