...but that's ok cuz we're all poly so numbers don't much matter! (brace yourselves for a long post, folks)

The title is about as concise as I can make my identity lol and tbh I'm also hella nervous posting this and using bad humor as a coping mechanism so there's a nice little window into what I'm like I guess

"Why are you nervous?" you might ask...and thank you, it's so nice to have an engaging conversation instead of one that's one-sided. I don't EXACTLY know what I want, which makes me feel like I shouldn't even post this in the first place, but I want to meet new people for ongoing conversations. That's the whole point of poly, right? We don't have to assume the relationship goes one way or another, just chat and find where we fit as people. I'm currently in two separate relationships with partners that are relatively close to me, geographically speaking, and I'm really just wanting to branch out with like-minded people in one-on-one conversations to see if we mesh.

So besides the polite stuff, a little about me...obviously I feel a need to overexplain, but usually I try to make what I say entertaining so if your sense of humor is...let's say *lenient...*then we'll get along fine. I'm very much in the "eat the rich" category...it's PROBABLY more effective to distribute their excess earnings into public programs and sentence them to MASSIVE amounts of community service for their tax evasion crimes and whatnot BUT ANYWAY this post is long enough as it is so moving on

I'm a pot-smoker, love music and aliens and trying to find new things to teach myself for one day out of the week and then move on to the next thing until my brain gets distracted again; jack-of-all-trades and whatnot. Most importantly, I am always trying to be more understanding and open in my views on the world in general. Not always succeeding, but always trying.

Sexy stuff ooooh I've got a very prominent "kink fulfillment" fetish, hard limits apply but damn do I love finding out new things that get people off and experiencing that with them. I'm a switch, top or bottom, happy to answer other questions later on.

thanks for reading, gonna wrap this up for now and figure if you're interested in a chat we can talk here on reddit! (Chat or DMs is fine)