Well hello there, you gorgeous as can be people! You dare wonder onto my side of the net, I hope your ready to pay the fae toll! You see, to get past here and the destination you want to be you’ll have to befriend the satyr of the bridge.. me! How do you do that? You’ll have to read this long winded post, now know it gets confusing in areas... it really does! Though that’s why the satyr, myself is open to questions. For friendship such as you’ll have to message me, or as ask kindly for me to make an opening. To gain friendship, relationship or attention... yes that is the question isn’t it? How does one gather it from one like myself? Wit, smarts, elegance, humor and keeping up to pace with my messages. Now you see, the last might be a bit hard but I am not sorry for my length! If you are to even write a quarter of what I do? I’ll still be happy, hell.. even 8% of what I write will do. Though if I go out of my way and I get one word, or a single sentence? Who would want to continue to pour their passion into that!?

✨ Who am I, what are my hobbies? ✨

I am Rune, a 6 foot tall AFAB genderfluid non binary person who was born on the islands of Faroe though was raised across the world in many of countries and now lives in Canada of all places. Where will I end up next?

I use They / Them for my pronouns in many cases but don’t be afraid to use others for me; Fae, her / she, he / him... Mommy / daddy.

I am gay as hell! I’m sexually fluid, and yes my sexuality includes trans women, non-binary and those who are under that wide umbrella. Let me just start off by saying this; no one deserves to be told they have to “pass” to be something. I resemble a god damn gremlin and you don’t see me allowing people to jump down my throat. SCREW THAT.

I am also demisexual, autistic, demonic and one hell of a confident cunt.

I am chubby, full and have a body that jiggles. My hair is red, to my knees and curly than can be. Green eyes, pale skin, some scars here and there (not to many) because HOW DARE acne show up on my skin when I was in puberty.

I’m 24, turning 25 on Monday.

I am married, personally I don’t get why anyone would want to do that with me but hell.. their loss! I’ve know this person since I was born, our families are friends for DECADES. We married when I was 18, wonderful time. We officially been together since I was... 8? Never broke up, no breaks just always worked on everything.

I been polyam for as long as I can remember, I was raised in a polyam household and lifestyle. It’s something I would greatly want in the future, just a big polycule in a village like style. UGH dreams.

I have no children, I want some at some point but I’ve miscarried for years. I’ve dated people with children, given permission I treat them like my own and spoil them.

I’m the only child other than a twin.

My hobbies are as follows; D&D, video games (Xbox, switch, PC), books, fashion, plants, cooking, gardening, traveling, animals, kink & BDSM (top one), roleplay (Written, vocal, LARP), anime, horror (it doesn’t like me), knitting, crocheting, glamping, bowling (I suck), cycling, parkour (when I was young, these old bones can’t move anymore), paintball, swimming, yoga, road tripping, colouring, drawing, painting, music, learning of religion (I’m more so pagan), embroidery, origami, sewing, wood working, baking, canning.

I am in college, I finished up my courses to be a care aid. I’m now going to go for updating in the fall than I’m going to go for classes in welding. If anyone has experience in that job feild for welding I would love some first hand experience and expectations!

I am open for many of hobbies!

✨ What do I want? ✨

I want one of a few things!

I wouldn’t mind a relationship between; you, me and my life partner that I mentioned. It would have connection, sexuality and working on things individually as well as a whole. We haven’t had a full triad since our partner of 6 years passed. Other than that we have only had sexual ones for people who wanted to learn about sexual life but didn’t want commitment. We knew they where temp and tried not to get attached but we miss them! I will post most about them bellow this if it interests you!

I wouldn’t mind a solo relationship, something just between me and you that can grow. It would have connection and sexuality. I do not do FWB, unless it is competely discussed and is a term (about 6 months) before moving on rather than a comet style partner or one night stand. I would have to know the person before doing such things.

A relationship between me, you and your other. This is possible but all parties connect but if they don’t you will have to understand sometimes that happens.

Overall I want connection, friendship, relationships, good sexual memories and what not. I don’t judge on length as long as it is communicated and things are clear. Communication is a MUST.

I used to be a professional Domme.

✨ Bedroom activisties and what to expect. ✨

I am gay in this household but I practice safe sex with everyone! Condoms, spermicide, cleaning of all tools before and after, clean sheets, aftercare, before care, cutting tools for ropes, creams for burns and slap marks, annual checks of illness, you name it and I get it done. I will even pay for birth control for myself or others in our polycule; safety comes first.

Well I would never get a big “A” we are pro choice in this polycule, so be on board with that.

I am a switch but am much better at being a Domme of any style and type.

I’ve done one on one, a lone, three way, orgies and etc. Whatever your flavour I got you.

Kink is normal in this house, though it is not mandatory. I’m a big cuddler and have had ace partners or partners with low libido; there will be no shaming here.

✨ My partner ✨ (if this interests you. Which I hope!)

Unnur, they are AMAB, Asian, 5’8, lean and adorable. Looks like heaven in a skirt, and is chaotic with pronouns. You’ll hear me usually use male pronouns with them since that’s what their family knows, they aren’t out yet and might never be and that’s fine. Though they LOVE all pronouns, they feel good when neutral ones are used or fem are.

Unnur is demisexual, ambiamorous, and bisexual! They are 28 and turning 29 on March 14th!

A geek and nerd, loving everything I do an more. They have a stronger love for horror, science, art, and tech. Unnur works for tech, and slightly teaches it to some students time to time when they are in class. (Which they haven’t been lately due to pandemic).

She is a pure dom, into kink such as I. Given our ways we have mainly explored such things with each another. Well I’ve had more partners than them, they are still experienced in a big way. Unnnur has stamina that could kill!

Unnur hobbies; Hiking, tech, gardening, cooking, food styling, learning cultures and religion, origami, jogging, voice impressions, colouring, drawing, running, golfing, talking to elderly, educating the young, camping, rock climbing, photography, photo editing, writing poems / music for partners, video games, puzzles, chess, astronomy... so many more!

What I see in them... lover of games single and multiplayer, love their culture and others to boot, loving family for the most part, deeply romantic and loves to cuddle. ADHD, takes time to learn but once they do they know you well, natural resting bitch face, giving / spoils people, exciting.

Now, after reading all this did I / we catch you fancy?