Are you looking for someone (maybe even TWO someones if the stars align) to write love poetry to? Do you want someone to get snowed in with, to explore the world with, to raise some human and maybe furry or feathery children with? Are you a little weird, a little playful, and wanting to do something in this life other than make money and die? Then I might be who you’re looking for.

We're both enbies, I lean toward nonbinary people, women and genderfuckers. You don’t HAVE to be trans, I just couldn’t put slashes in my title without it getting flagged by the bot.

I’m a scientist in training - 2 years of undergrad left, here on academic scholarship, probably grad school after. I want to go abroad for that and long distance is fine, so your location isn’t a problem…unless you’re hell-bent on staying there forever, then maybe.

Here’s how you can find me in a crowd: if there’s anyone dancing or swimming, I’ll be there.

I’m the one people ask to tell jokes at family reunions, parties, etc. I’m a painter, writer and storyteller. I like Shakespeare and the kind of puns that are so bad they make people angry. I’m endlessly curious. I play D&D and video games (Legend of Zelda, Dragon Age, Okami…) Avid reader when I can, especially scifi/fantasy.

Please do not message me if:

• You’re underage or older than 25-26

• You smoke (yes, vaping counts, nicotine makes me very sick)

• You never want kids

• You’re looking for a secondary partner (mostly looking for stable, anchor partners, I'm not super keen on hierarchal poly anyway - if I love you both/all, I’m not going to designate one as above/more important than the other)

Otherwise? Tell me about a goal or dream or ambition you have. Tell me about your ideal day. Tell me about something you’re passionate about. Maybe best of all, tell me a story.