Hey there! I’m looking for 1-2 partners who are kind, communicative, and down for a mix of wholesome vibes and absolute gremlin energy. I promise great company, solid cooking skills, and a very loud farm full of animals that will 100% interrupt our voice calls at the worst possible moments.

About Me:

🐐 Animals are my life. I have a farm, so if you ever dreamt of dating someone who can wrangle a screaming goat while still holding a conversation—congrats, dream achieved. 🍳 I cook, and I cook well. If you like being fed, we’re already off to a great start. If you also cook? Power couple potential. If you only make cereal? That’s okay, you bring emotional support. 🌿 Outdoorsy, but in a ‘let’s have a cute picnic’ way, not a ‘wake up at 5 AM to summit a mountain’ way. I will hike, but I will also complain dramatically halfway through for comedic effect. 🎮 Gaming is essential. I love everything from cozy co-op games to MMOs to survival games where we inevitably betray each other for loot. If you’ll game with me and sleep call, you automatically get VIP status. 😴 Speaking of sleep calls… I find it weirdly comforting to fall asleep on the phone like we’re in a rom-com montage. If you snore, I will simply pretend it’s ASMR.

What I’m Looking For:

✨ Caring, communicative, and emotionally mature. Bonus points if you send me chaotic memes at inappropriate times.

✨ Okay with long-distance (for now). I’d love to meet in person eventually, but for now, we build the virtual connection.

✨ Age: 23-32. Old enough to have your life somewhat together, young enough to still make dumb impulsive decisions (within reason).

If this sounds like your vibe, shoot me a message! Tell me your favorite game, the weirdest animal fact you know, or what meal you’d cook for me in a hypothetical cooking battle. Let’s see if we click! 💕