Hey everyone! This is all new to me, but it's a new year and wanting to put myself out there so here goes. I am a fun nerd seeking someone to have a real emotional and physical connection with. I have always been the funny guy, and that has honestly carried me pretty far in life haha, Sarcasm is a 2nd language to me and I constantly laugh at my own dad jokes. I am a successful corporate bitch who has been working very hard since I was 17 and now looking to slow down and enjoy life a bit more. I love to travel and I am a huge foodie that loves trying new foods, my toxic trait is I will go out to eat right after putting brand new groceries in the house. I am a huge nerd (in many different ways) and I love to game in my spare time, I love true crime an almost alarming amount. I am just as comfortable spending my night curled up in bed watching a good movie or reading a book, as I am getting dressed up and going out on the town. I am fairly new to Texas, but I would not really call myself a Texan as my beliefs are the complete opposite of what the political structure in Texas is currently (but the brisket tho, holy shit), I am not religious but respect all religions. I respect women and think Nazi's should be punched in the fucking face. I am a dad to two little girls that are my world (luckily, we have moved past the peppa pig faze thank fucking god), and I currently have 3 dogs (each one stupider than the next....but so cute) but am not against cats. So elephant in the room, yes I am married. My wife is the one who has been pushing me towards doing this. I won't get into specifics here but my wife is off doing the same thing and is wanting me to also try to find someone. I have been with my wife and only my wife since before Obama's first term (we met at a circuit city, holy shit i'm old) so if I am awkward at first, I promise I just need to knock the cobwebs off.

What do I look like?

6 foot even, Nerdy dad build- but currently working on packing on some more muscle, I am mostly white with a touch of Cuban, Brown eyes and Jet Black hair, Currently rocking face stubble and a mustache (Think Topgun just less cool) if I am clean shaven I look like a child, and if I let it all grow out I look like a redneck, I lucked out on the genetics side when it comes to hair as I still have all of mine and currently growing it out a bit (nothing too long, can't put it in a bun or anything, but I can do a nice vintage emo swoosh if I wanted). Keep in mind I am a millennial but a boomer when it comes to taking pics, so as I send you pics, don't judge my picture taking ability lol

What am I looking for?

Ideally someone I could meet physically for fun adventures, but online only is fine if there is something there. I have no age or race preference. I am only looking for women, and I would like to somewhat soon see what you look like (once you are comfortable) I am sort of a night owl so even if we are not in the same timezone I can try to make it work. Know that I am busy during the day and are with my kids after so please be patient with me responding, I am sure as I get more comfortable, I will be better at it.

Thanks so much for reading through all of this word vomit and awkwardness

NSFW bonus section- Look is this something people do?? I have no idea but figured it would be worth posting

Penis- Mine is extremely average. Just classic run of the mill regular white guy dick, but damn if I don't give it 200% effort.

Physical touch (not just sex) is super important to me as that is something that I am currently lacking, I am very open sexually and am super invested in everyone being safe and having a good time. I will never send unsolicited dick pics as I am a grownup. In the bedroom I tend to be more dominant, but am ok being submissive sometimes. This all feels really weird typing out so y'know what if you have specific questions just ask but the TLDR is I want you to feel safe and respected but also dehydrated....and yes I love eating it.