Lets try this again:

🎮 Warning: Neutral Good Witch Seeks enough players for full d&d campaign 🎲

Y'all ever wonder what happens when a southern belle trades her Sunday best for a gaming headset? Well, honey, you're looking at her. I'm what happens when Dolly Parton and Wednesday Addams meets Critical Role – except instead of butter, my secret ingredient is witchcraft.

Let's get the important stuff out of the way: I'm part of a loving polyam setup (married to my nesting partner, with another wonderful long-distance partner in the mix). They're cool with my dating adventures separately from them, though my cats require a formal interview process. Their approval rating is tougher than a Yelp review.

What I'm Bringing to This Dungeon Crawl: • A plus-sized package of sass and spells • Gaming skills that range from "accidentally brilliant" to "how did I just die to a tutorial boss?" • Enough true crime knowledge to make dinner conversation... interesting • A left-leaning heart and 420-friendly mindset • A demisexual/pansexual orientation that means we're playing on story mode before any spicy content unlocks. However, I do need to be attracted to you and you to me. So I will trade sfw pics if you ask or send one first.

Your Character Requirements: • Must have unlocked the "Basic Human Decency" achievement • Emotional availability (no NPCs, please) • A sense of humor • Respect for boundaries (unsolicited spicy pics get banished to the Shadow Realm) • Animal tolerance level: must survive fur-covered furniture • Bonus points for understanding chronic illness and disability specs

Think of me as your favorite tabletop campaign: complex storylines, unexpected plot twists, and definitely not for the faint of heart. But if you're ready to roll for initiative on this adventure, send a message my way.

Fair warning: I come with more baggage than a D&D party after raiding a dragon's hoard, but I'm working on my character development. Aren't we all?

P.S. My southern accent gets thicker when I'm sleepy,mad,intoxicated, or explaining why that wasn't technically a critical fail. Bless your heart. ✨