Idk I'm autistic. Chances are that if you're my type, then you've at least questioned if you're autistic lol.

Uh hello lol :]

Let's get this uh beautiful shtuff out of the way. 5'9" aka 69 inches 😱😱😱 215lbs fat and losing weight, and kinda large body frame, and 3 inches hard so you don't have to ask me. Fat butt. Idk I don't like the shallow stuff. I look like and act like I'm stoned, but I'm not. I never even smocked weed in my life I'm just white boi chillin.

Okay I hate talking about looks like it just makes people sad. Okay whatever let's be done with this. I like an aegyo-sal look (google it) which also basically I mean I like fat under eye bags. It makes me feel gucci in all the right places. Or uh just happy. Attraction wise I don't care about height and weight, but I just want a healthy long living girlfriend so I can be around someone who can help me be healthy too. I am one of those autistics that hate showering though so be warned lmao. Sorry I'm a yapper. Closer to my height is lovely. But I like skinny and chubby (like overweight or barely obese) if I had to be whatever about it. It's cool if you're an athlete though, but I'm such a fricking chronically online guy that my preconceived stereotype of you is like we will not have chemistry lol but hmu. My only ex was athletic technically. I love mixed race women too, specifically east asian and something else like black, latina, or white. I like indigenous women too, especially canadian but idk why. At the end of the day, if the smile in your eyes gives me um... obsessions ig? Then you're probably the one uh for now lol.

I don't know shtuff about polyamory. I just know I cheated by texting and flirting, and I think I would be happier in a relationship with a partner who um is willing to "step on eggshells" to not only meet my needs but emotionally support and actively be interested and involved in my sexual expression. Cuckqueans are probably going to be moreso what I am looking for but not necessarily lol. Idk what other name to use. I am not crazy about topping. All of this to say like my love language is acts of service, and if you can still communicate with me and hug me even if I get triggered every 5 minutes from you saying an innocuous pet name then waaaaaah slide into my dms with asl naow pls lol. Most people cannot handle my emotions, which Ik yeah therapy, but I'm just hoping by chance you see that and are into that. I want to meet my type of course.

I always like have things fizzle out over reddit chat, so if you hmu, then I am going to ask you to voice call. If you say no, like I just probably won't be able to vibe with you I'm sorry. I am truly sorry. It just has never worked. Respectfully, yall are too shy. Anyways, I wanted to say I want to start a business, I am a greedy selfish frick, I have a caring side, and out of principal I will try my best to not be toxic to you. My toxicity towards lovers is out of well nevermind I'd rather have a vulnerable conversation about it. I will just say I don't think I'm toxic. This is not what I wanted to talk about ahhh.

I have been not doing much because I want to do stuff with my future girlfriend. I am single like a pringle. Wait no. I guess pringles aren't single but yeah. I am maidenless. I have no clue what relationship I will fall into because I need experience, but I love communicating. I sound awful saying this, but maybe I communicate too much idk.

Oh I remembered my type kinda like I like 'femcel' women but like not actual femcel women I mean like the self aware edgy "moids grrr" ones but also I have cognitive dissonance because I have a VORACIOUS appetite for reassurance. I like woman who have a lot of compassion, but they have a very online sense of humor too.

I have more experience, but I'm a virgin. Just freaky ig. Idk I won't get into it.

Hi in my chats or messages and be 18 only but no upper age limit nothing is too old necessarily. I don't do drugs recreationally. Lmk asl pls okay hmu if you'd like to click:)