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Let me paint you a picture of the chaos you're signing up for:
I'm your classic southern belle... if that belle was covered in tattoos, played Magic: The Gathering, and knew way too much about unsolved murders. Think less "Gone with the Wind" and more "Gone Gaming Until 3 AM."
What I Bring to the Table: * A plus-sized package of sass and witchcraft * I like attention,effort,consistency. Show me you're into me. * Not so impressive PC gaming skills * Enough D&D dice to sink a small ship * Two loving partners who support my separate dating adventures * Several judgy cats who will absolutely need to approve of you * A left-leaning heart and a 420-friendly mindset * True crime knowledge that will either fascinate or concern you
What You Should Bring: * A sense of humor (non-negotiable) * Respect for my pansexual/demisexual identity * Zero unsolicited spicy pics (seriously, don't) * I am kinky but also demisexual so without a connection nothing will really happen on that front * Openness to long-distance connections if we click * A love for animals (or at least a tolerance for cat hair) * The ability to handle someone who's equal parts witch and nerd * Understanding of disabilities and chronic illness
If you've made it this far and you're thinking, "This sounds like my kind of chaos," then shoot me a message. Fair warning though – I'm like a good D&D campaign: complex, full of plot twists, and definitely not for everyone. But for the right player? Pure magic. ✨
(Southern accent and dad jokes included free of charge)
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