Heyyo! I is Queeny. Some of this sounds really harsh and may be offputting. I recognize that. I am just so incredibly tired of wasting my time.

My interests vary from bitching about my job, to info dumping, to talking for hours about my homebrew dnd world. I love to read and also love to write.

I love attention, and I work a ridiculously boring job and have waayy too much free time during the day while I am at work. Entertain me with texts, voice notes, snapchats. 💜

I am super silly and goofy and awkward. Ha. If you don't like texting, snapchatting etc I am not your girl. Sometimes I will text 4 times, and send a bunch of snaps. 🤭 buzz buzz me again. Lol I have a lot to say. 😝

I am fat. So if big girls are not your thing I am not the one for you babes.

I currently have a nesting partner. I would love someone more local. But I am open to distance if you are willing to put in the effort. (And by effort I mean dedicated time spent video calling, texting throughout the day, willing to travel to meet me).

I have 2 elementary aged kiddos. They are a handful right now. This phase of parenting is hard. If you don't want to hear about my woes in parenting, don't bother.

I am seeking a relationship. If you don't have a relationship to offer, or don't want something serious- please don't message. I wanna be a girlfriend. Labels are important to me. If that isn't the goal, please don't waste my time.

If your first message says ‘hey I’d like to chat’ it will be ignored. I need some effort. You read an entire post about me, tell me about you. What's your name? Do you have kids? Partners? What are your hobbies ? What do you do for work?

I am not seeking to sext. Sure, sex is important in a relationship but if that is your primary goal- please don’t bother. If we exchange selfies and you immediately ask to ‘see more’ and are going to pressure for full body or nude pics please just don't waste your time. Dating already sucks, don't make it worse. I am a mom who has very minimal pics outside of selfies.

I am openly polyamorous. I will not be a secret. I have a negative interest in that. I also won't be a ‘secondary’. If you don’t have an autonomous relationship to offer, please don't waste my time.

I don't practice parallel polyamory. So if meeting your metas or me meeting my metas is not on the table I don't want it.

I lean VERY left. Human rights are important to me. If you don't beleive in bipoc, trans, queer, womens rights we won't mesh. I repeat if you voted for trump we will not get along. I already hate you.