Re-invention. Re-invigoration. Re-animation. (that one's a stretch, but rule of 3s...🤪)

In the past, whenever I make a post, it's a Frankenstein's monster of my previous posts. Picking and choosing the best parts. But, I think it's time for something new and fresh.

Hello! Here I am. All I have to do is type whatever comes to my fingertips from this deranged mind, and you all start swooning, right? 😇

A little about me: 29, white, bi/pan, 6'2, bearded, tattooed, with an offensive lineman build, but I actively take care of myself, so I'm considered attractive by many accounts. I'm very nerdy and an emo kid down to the depths of my soul. But I'm pretty well rounded, in general. I'd use the term 'Alternative', but I was raised in the South, so I can fix your car or build a barn, so something closer to 'Y'allternative' is probably more appropriate. 😅

I'm a full-time stay at home dad (opposed to part time? That's stupid but I'm keeping it in). So, while my house is regularly full and bustling, I have a severe lack of adult interaction, affection, and attention. I have a lot of free time and would enjoy someone to pour myself into, while also being poured into, myself. I am married, and a father. My wife doesn't care that I'm here, nor who I speak to.

I have a myriad of interests, including, but not limited to: tography, hiking (as long as it can facilitate said photography), video games (I think I'm back in my Apex era 😎), anime, cryptids, conspiracy theories, true crime, horror movies and movies in general (I have a huge back log and just watched some of the classic horrors for the first time, with more first times coming soon), bingeing too many TV series, graphic design, homesteading, so on and so forth. Anything that can keep my ADHD-riddled brain captivated for a bit, I'll do. Including old man shit, such as sudoku and jigsaw puzzles. As I said, well rounded. 😇

I'm self-proclaimingly intelligent while being able to recognize that I'm a dumb ass, probably a little too confident, and just an all around happy, silly fella, with a penchant towards run on sentences. I can get along with most anybody, and I've found that most people seem to like me, probably due to being a people-pleaser, to a fault. I've very confident in my life.

I intend to call you cute. Make you laugh. I wanna be the long distance love interest that you wish you'd found earlier in life. I'm not afraid to catch feelings. I'm a lover, and I like making people feel loved. Contrary to some, I really like clingy/needy partners, because they crave the attention I like to give, but if that's not you, that's cool, too. 🤷‍♀️

Now onto some of the more ✨juicy✨ bits. If you're looking for someone with a big ol' tallywacker because you don't have it at home, then look elsewhere, because I'm aggressively average. While I'm not looking for a strictly sexual relationship, I'm a very sexual person and will flirt with anyone and everyone, even a brick wall. I'm a bit of a hedonist, so I'm into whatever feels good. But that also means that I might be into some freakier stuff. No real specific kinks or fetishes, but I don't judge, and can make most things work, so don't be shy. If you have something specific that you're into, feel free to tell me, and I'll do my best to make it happen, and try not to judge. 😅

Most importantly, please be able to hold a conversation (and put some effort into your initial message, otherwise I probably won't answer). I absolutely can, but I've found that doesn't always go both ways. Similar interests will definitely help. I match energies, so if you're boring, I will be too. 🤷‍♀️ You also need to be okay with me sending you, what some might consider, too many tiktoks and songs that make me think about you, and maybe pictures of my cats, if I can ever get photo evidence of the creatures, if we get that far.

I'm not incredibly picky about looks or age, hell, I'm not even that picky about gender, however at least a base level of attraction on both sides is important, so I'd prefer to trade pics early on, and then move somewhere else, once comfortable. Preferably telegram, but I can settle for discord. I don't use snapchat, because I have a shit memory, but also great with hyper-specific details at times, and can't handle the messages disappearing.

My sleep schedule is pretty fluid, so your location isn't a huge deal, but I'm EST (Georgia, USA, specifically, but not Atlanta 😎), if that matters to you. With that being said, for the right person, I'll try to make it work, but being on the other side of the world can be hard to swing at times.

If I didn't scare you off, give me another chance to scare you off and shoot me a message 😂

(ps, I definitely did do some Frankenstein's monster-ing towards the end, because I said it exactly how I wanted the first times)

(pps, idk why, but I find it really funny that I'm specifying 'Frankenstein's monster' when it's become somewhat of a colloquiallism to just say 'Frankenstein-ing'. I'm not an annoying cunt about stuff like that. I'm just a silly lil guy.)