TL;DR: I will not respond to no effort messages. Don’t be a creep. Witty banter will always be appreciated ;)

Hello redditors! My name is Fig!

I just finished my first year of teaching and I am greedily using the summer to let my creativity flow for the first time in literal months. I have been working on getting back into making art like I use to in undergrad and pick up playing some more video games now that my evenings have become a lot more free. There is a 99.9% chance that I am meticulously weaving baskets when not glued to my computer because it has become an overwhelming hyperfocus (so if there’s a delay in response… I’m sorry!)

I do enjoy watching gaming lets plays in my spare time when I don't have a lot of personal time to play many games of my own. I do enjoy catching a game or two of Magic at my local game store once a week and have been enjoying being apart of a new DnD campaign. I enjoy alternative music from the 2000's (never out-grew that emo phase, see. Will eventually want to trade playlists) and have been attempting to expand my tastes further into prog metal and the likes. I am child-free, religion free, liberal minded, and 420 friendly (no nicotine).

I am hoping to develop some kind of long term relationship from this (not saying I am in any rush, however). Getting to know someone and building up that connection is very important to me. Though, I am not one to ignore if the feelings are right and fight against a good spark.

To be upfront, I am plus sized, just in case that is not your preference. I am more than happy to send verifying photos as soon as both parties are comfortable. (which I’m more than happy to upfront :) )

What I’m looking for:

First and foremost, do not message me with the intent of attempting to jump right into it and get “down and dirty”. I have noticed an uptick in more NSFW posts making it through this sub lately so I feel the need to express that. If your intent is to not attempt to get to know me as a person up front then we are just not going to be compatible. Bots do not even try me!

If you are interested, please feel free to reach out to me via chat. Please tell me a little about yourself, more than just a “hi”, because I will not respond to those kinds of messages. Look forward to chatting with you all!