Obligatory "I'm married". We have been in an open marriage for 4 years now, but we're in a completely dead bedroom for the past 6-7 years and most days we barely talk to each other. We don't have any kids and with how our home life is, that's definitely for the best.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get into it. I've used the same post here quite a bit, so I'm completely changing this up. Here's me:

• I grew up playing football and boxing

• I'm 5'7" and a bigger guy. My weight loss journey has been going well, but I still have a long way to go

• Big nerd. Lover of PC games, most things Disney (Marvel, Star Wars, etc.), Harry Potter, and countless other things

• I have an abundance of free time to spend getting to know you

• I'm not too proud to simp hard af for you

• Actively losing weight and hoping to hit my first major weight loss goal by the end of May

• I still go into the office during the week

• While I can text chat during the day, I'm actually more available at nights and weekends

• I love voice chatting and I'm available for void chats most nights/weekends

• I'm kink friendly and I'm more than happy to talk about that once we get to know each other.

What I'm Looking For:

• Open to long term if there's a connection

• Clingy is great. I love clingy.

• Under 45

• From the US/Canada, and ideally not in PST. It's not a deal breaker, but it does tend to be harder to make it work. I'm in CST

• Be nerdy. Be interested in something and love talking about it. I don't care what it is, but be excited about something and tell me all of the things about it no one else cares about

• Open to all body types, but tend to prefer short, thick to BBW women. Ultimately, who you are matters far more than what you look like, though

Honestly, just put in some damn effort. If we have a great conversation and I message you in the morning to say Good Morning, it'd be nice to hear from you that day, not 3 days later.

The only hard requirement I have is that you use either Discord or Telegram. And maybe, you know, stick around for more than a day or two?