Hey all, I'm Michael. I'm agender (amab) and I use they/them pronouns. I'm on the ace and aro spectrums - grayish and demi, respectively. I'm polyamorus and queerplatonically partnered.

I'm white, and my hair is naturally a mousy brown but often displays a brighter, less natural tone (eg it will be purple soon). I wear a short beard, kind of goatee-ish, and usually a connected mustache, but not always. My eyes are about 5/3 blue and 1/3 brown, it's called heterochromia, and there's a chance it's from absorbing a twin in the womb! How fun!

I'm 6'3" (1.9m for those of you who don't use FREEDOM UNITS™) and around 335lbs (0.15 metric tons). That's down 90 (41kg) from my biggest, in about 14 months (0.23 lustrums), and I'm trying to drop another 60-75 (4 - 5.5st) to be where I'd like to be.

I'm always wearing my glasses and headphones (and clothes you perv lol). I've got a dozen tattoos and will never stop getting them. No piercings but I've kind of wanted some for a while now.

I'm a religiously/spiritually open-minded atheist (non-Abrahamic religions only, however), and I feel a light pull toward witchcraft and maybe some flavor of paganism, but haven't really dug into them yet. I'm essentially a dirty commie except I can't get on board with guns.

I'm a separated parent to six adopted children (via foster care). My wife and I are on very good terms and calling it queerplatonic. We've just filed the divorce papers for deescalation and detangling reasons and I'm looking at places of my own.

I'm a gamer (steam deck), a movie lover (all sorts, but especially horror and comedy), I always have something playing on my headphones whether it's music, a podcast, an audiobook, or listenable YouTube. I'm (slowly) getting back into making art, but the motivation bit is difficult at present. I love a nice forest trail, and I'm good with otherwise spending time outdoors when it's like 45-65°F, but I'd almost certainly rather be indoors. Oh, and there's at least a decent chance that right now, as you read this, I am stoned. 🍃🔥🌬️🧖

I'm going into any and all new connections with no expectations. I'd like to find cuddles and makeouts and maybe more, but platonic friends are also good!

Only interested in anything physical if you present femme-of-center, though if you're some brand of trans and masc, I may be down for platonic connections. Definitely no interest in responses from cis-men.

Jesus I just went on and on, didn't I? If you've made it this far, I very much appreciate it; it must have taken up your whole day! If anything above caught your eye, please do reach out! Or if nothing specific did but the vibes feel good, that's cool too!

Oh, and if you kill things that you don't eat, you're a bad person.