The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. - Albert Einstein - Michael Scott

This is not true. Einstein didn't say it and it's one of the most grating cop-outs around... And I suppose that's a good thing because that's really all there is for me to do: Repeating the same behavior, hoping something good will happen this time.

If my success in dating is any indicator, I'm an undesirable fuckface. 1000 🖤's on Hinge with no matches. Hundreds of swipes on Feeld with a couple dead conversations to show for it. Pretty sure #open is dead anyway, or at least it just is for me. Met a couple nice folks on Reddit, but none that have worked out.

Why am I posting here? Who knows. Maybe the misery of accepting that I'm actually as undesirable as my poly dating failure leads me to believe is just more unpleasant than constant rejection. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment. Honestly, who fucking cares anyway?

About Me I'm a standard-issue redditor: 33, ginger, cis male, neurospicy, pansexual, genderqueer, average height and build, masculine-presenting, bearded and tattooed. Actually less hideous than my dating success rate would imply.

I practice RACK/PRICK as a leather rigger, pleasure dom & service top. Partners have said I 👅😻 like a 👩‍❤️‍👩. Vasectomy safe and regularly tested (see below 👇)

Disclosure: I am HSV-2 (herpes) positive, on daily meds and have no outbreaks. No other STI's. Please don't contact me if that doesn't fit your risk profile. 👌

I'm looking for: - ✔️ Queer & Trans folkx - ✔️ Straight & Cis folks - ✔️ Singles, Couples & ENM folks - ✔️ Folks of all genders, hwp body types, ethnicities and abilities

Not interested in: - ❌ Cheaters - ❌ Cishet men - ❌ One-word replies - ❌ Anyone under 25 years old - ❌ Military, cops/bootlickers, racists, fascists, classists, christians, conservatives, etc.

If you're interested (tbh I have no idea why you would be), please send me a DM or leave a comment and I'll message you back.. Or just kill me with your kind boots, ser?