Hey everyone!

I’m here again to make something special manifest in my life. I’m looking for some friends that could have potential for some benefits. I am poly/ENM, and continue to meet people and develop some deep relationships.

I have a primary and a family. I’m not career focused, but have an adult-stereotypical job for a white middle class cis male. I also run a successful side business that was a hobby that blossomed into one of those jobs you think about 23/7. My life has always been a strange mix of time management and I’m looking to relax. 2023 was a year of reflection, change, and working on my mental health. I lost people, gained people, and found a lot of peace. What I’m looking for now is to build some lasting friendships, maybe find a fwb or even a girlfriend.

What I have to offer!::

• I’m already married, so your partners don’t need to worry about me running away with you!
• I love board gaming, have a decent selection, and often love bomb my friends with accessories for gaming.
• Dad bod with very muscular trunks. (Not cargo shorts, I mean my legs)
• Dad humor. Dad jokes. Dad flirting. …not flirting with your dad(s)… wait, are they hot?
• I’m very artsy, have adhd, and will give all music an honest shot.
• I sometimes get bored and write stories on my phone. They are prone to spelling errors and plot holes. One is about a cat in space.
• I have almost all “fun”derwear. Life’s too short for tightie whities, or solid color boxers or briefs.
• I am hygienic. I’ve been told by most of my friends in the dating pool this is an important distinction. I smell good, and shower at least daily.
• I have a few tattoos and a chainsaw that is taller than me.
• I am a cook, or something. As and I’ll send you some pictures of pizzas I made this week.
• I’m sadly an open book and oversharer. I’ve been working on this, but it comes with the default version of me.
• I also read! Books, but also other stuffs.

In conclusion, I think you should pick me to initiate a conversation with. I laugh during inappropriate times, I’m poly, I’m a bit dense to flirting but love giving others affection. Normally I say “your sfw for mine” but Reddit is a fickle place for men. Figured I’ll take some of the hesitation out and just post these two pics of myself that are spousal approved. Keep in mind, these are my catphishies. If you want my casual pics, you’ll have to actually ask!

Oh, yeah, it’s me!!!

Hope to hear from some cool people!

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