I am throwing my hat in the ring once again! 🎩

It is lonely sometimes being black and gay and polyam. If I go to an LGBTQ group I'm the only black girl, if I go to a BIPOC group I'm the only gay girl, if I go to a BIPOC LGBTQ group I'm the only poly person, if I go to a BIPOC Poly group I'm the only gay girl, and IF there is another gay girl well she is probably wanting a "secondary" and that's just not my cup of tea 🍵. Anyway I know what I am looking for is specific, but thankfully I only have to find her/them ONCE because I'm pretty confident I can charm my way from there. I am definitely a charisma build, and it sucks because I'd love to just tank my way through games but I'm just a cute wittle baby who talk gud.

I've tagged this as looking for F but if you are NOT a cisman please feel free to message! I really am just trying to screen out the men here. But the thing I've learned about dating, there really isn't much you can do about that, they'll just kinda message anyway. And you know, people not parts is how I see it, but you can't really ignore how men are socialized and in general it's just not a good fit, I'm looking for a girlfriend. If youre a guy and message me anyway despite knowing you're not what I'm looking for, then you've already demonstrated you're not someone who respects my boundaries SO I'm going to enforce my boundary by just not talking to you.

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ANYWAY, ON TO THE JUICY BITS:I know that normally it would take you probably 3-6 months to discover all of my toxic traits, so I thought I'd speed up the process for you (one of my toxic traits is impatience after all!) Here they are:

🤪Dummy - doesn't know how to do anything, googles everything, but is good at following instructions and thus excels in academia and industry

😴Lazy - only does the dishes if you don't, proactively puts laundry baskets in every room to prevent dirty laundry from being on the floor

👁️👄👁️Codependent - wants to spend all my time with you and build a life together

😏Two Faced - Will make a good impression on your parents, will be a she devil in private

🤐Liar - No I'm not, I never do that not even once ever, not even for comedic bits or simple sarcasm

😇Bossy - will push you towards your goals and utilize collaborative problem solving to approach conflicts, and clearly outline possible solutions and ways that I can support

🌞Neurotic - addicted to bullet lists and bullet journals, sometimes referred to as "the most organized person I know"

🍜Messy eater - thankfully I am really good at mending and getting stains out of things

😂Makes really bad jokes when talking with the cashier. Jokes have been described as I Think You Should Leave skit rejects. I once asked with grave sincerity if could certify that the birthday cake shake cake came from actual childrens birthday parties (otherwise it's just regular cake, no?)

🎀🏋🏾‍♀️Can't decide if I want to look butch or babe, aim to make all of my outfits as gender ambiguous as possible, occasionally ending up as what is best described as "accidental goth". I do have a sizeable rack which I believe would make me a "big tiddy goth gf" on those days, if that sweetens the deal any

💪🏽🥔Muscle Mommy aspirations due to couch potato inspirations. This results in confusing situations where I am doing squats between rogue like runs in the Vija games or sobbing watching JoJo bc he is just so honorable and so buff 😭I wanna be like jonathon sAma how dare dio senpai do this to him bakA desu!!1! Nam deska u don't watch JoJo bizarre adventures? sugoi!

🥲Doesn't really know lefts from rights, just kinda makes an "L" shape with my hand, unless I'm driving in which case I just go the wrong way

✍🏾️ a reluctant writer, I'm told I'm good at it but I suppose it depends on the reader (I am told that bookworms prefer dusty, moldy type books for instance). If my previous track record is any indication, I am unlikely to fall in love with you unless we exchange at least several lengthy missives and a minimum of three late nights philosophizing about existence. I'm sorry I don't make the rules 🤷🏽‍♀️

🤡jack of all trades and master of none, but still better than a master of one! As previously disclosed I am a diamond 💎 with many faces, facets but very few assets (diamonds are a dime a dozen but one family has a monopoly) tldr I don't quite know what magic words 🪄 ✨ I need to say in here to find my person but I'll just keep saying stuff and maybe something will stick!! 🌿(<-Pls pretend that emoji was a stick)

🥵💄PROBABLY hot- YOU decide! I'd post pics here but I'm a salaried woman now. If you do wanna send my ass tho it's missmoonbeam_ on FetLife. For sure my ass is hot, my face may be a different story - like every person on this earth I do feel insecure in my looks but like, when I put on a filter on snapchat I definitely think I look pretty then SO that means if I put on makeup and get the right angle then I'm hot, right? I don't really mind my looks but you're the one whose gonna look at me everyday if I do become your Hot-Girl-Sapphic-Switch-Hot-Gamer-Girl-Girlfriend so if you'd like to exchange photos I am very down!

⚖️I know that in real reality with marriages and mortgages and it is very difficult to have a truly non hierarchical relationship but that doesn't mean I dont want to try. Just the same way I've lost hope of ever escaping or breaking this capitalist dystopia BUT that doesn't mean I should stop trying to find pple to live in a free love garden commune with. The tldr here is that if you have veto powers or are absolutely NOT interested in non hierarchical poly, I am not the gal for you; I am already a 2nd class citizen just by the mere fact of my race & gender, I am not interested in being "secondary" in my romantic relationships and I will do everything I possibly can to avoid subjecting my partners to that fate. I have one nesting partner currently, we live in Illinois and date separately but are not opposed to dating the same person if desired. I work remotely so relocating is definitely💕

Thanks for reading this essay! If you're interested in having me as you Hot-Girl-Sapphic-Switch-Hot-Gamer-Girl-Girlfriend please drop me a line!😘