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37 [F4M] Looking for the elusive… rhinoceros?
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fallingforeve is a female age 37 looking for a male
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I don’t want a unicorn. They don’t exist. You know what does exist? The rhinoceros. Really, it’s the same thing - four-legged, horn on the head, very few of them in the wild. But the unicorn is considered magical and special only because nobody can find it. Rhinos are amazing creatures, too.

My rhinoceros is a playful, bearded man, somewhere in his late 30s or 40s. He’s funny, charming, and able to build a relationship. He prefers cake over pie, because pie is too healthy. He’s 420-friendly, communicates feelings through song, and loves to talk about anything and everything. He understands that NP and I have a toddler, so I can’t always be spontaneous, but he loves that about me anyway because I’ll surprise him quite a bit.

In a perfect world, my rhinoceros and NP would be able to be great friends and share common interests. My rhinoceros lives in the US, and although I’m okay with long distance, I’d really love for him to be somewhere I can travel to fairly regularly (somewhere between the Rockies and the Great Lakes). And if my rhino has a partner who my NP can get along with, that would be heaven. None of that is a condition, but rather an ideal wish list.

I’m 37, currently based in the southwest but relocating next year. I love adventure, road trips and travel, crafting, mysticism/tarot, music, horror/scary movies, tacos, mai tais and the crisp scent of Gain (this ad not sponsored but it should be). If that interests you, please send me a message and tell me your favorite kind of cake. And if it’s carrot cake, sorry, please just keep scrolling. Nobody should be subject to that.

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a female
Age
37
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a male
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1 year ago