Like, for real. How the heck is it November already?

I’m Carter. Earlier this year, I moved from NYC back to Australia (where I grew up). Don’t let that stop you from messaging though, I’m open to chatting to great people from anywhere.

When I’m not singing along (obnoxiously loudly) to absolute bangers like Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney or I Want it That Way by Backstreet Boys, you’ll find me on a run, working out, working or watching The Office reruns. In a constant mental struggle between putting my head down trying to climb the corporate ladder and running away to live in a log cabin in the middle of Europe.

Looking for someone to chat with (open to voice and video but let’s just start with good old text chats). A conversation packed with sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread. I also don’t mind where you’re from - anywhere goes - maybe we’ll really hit off. I just want someone I’m excited to chat to and vice versa! Bonus points if you’re also happy to talk some sense into me when I go to buy things I don’t need online.

I don’t honestly know what this looks like long term. Short term, it’s a very slow Friday for me. I have one short meeting later and I am looking for someone to pass the time with so let’s chat? Maybe you’re yearning for the weekend too. We can yearning together even if I am slightly closer to it than you.

I find it easiest to get to know someone through people who already know them. Here’s some testimonials:

“Wouldn’t know a hard days work if it hit him in the face but boy can he fix a computer.” - Pop

“Tell your internet friends you’re a sweet and handsome young man.” - Grandma

“He’s the best. He plays games with me.” - Nephew (5)

Oh and here’s a photo of me in Kyoto, Japan to put a face to the name.

If you’ve read this far, send a message or chat and let’s talk! Take care and stay safe.