Hello again lovely humans and local cryptids,

It's time for my semi-annual Reddit personals ad, now featuring some more stuff about me

Here's what I bring to the table:

• New! realization that I'm probably somewhere on the agender/gq spectrum so let's get freaky with pronouns
• New! still presenting pretty much as a bearded, bespectacled cis stembo but now featuring a more colorful wardrobe and stuff
• New! healthy boundaries (still working on this!)
• poly for over 5 years so you can be sure that I know how to behave myself in a nonmonogamous relationship
• approximately a Kinsey 2; cool with different genitalia but a modest preference for femme and androgynous presenting folks
• strong consent practices
• have internalized feedback about my value as a human being tied to how well I do things for other people, so you know I'll be ggg
• a leftist, so I can deliver sexily whispered monologues about carbon taxes, worker cooperatives, and dismantling capitalism
• definitely interested in warmly asking you questions about That Thing You Love
• so many lame, shitty jokes that you'll have to laugh at how sincere I am in telling them
• have literally never sent an unsolicited dick pic
• a deep and possibly bottomless well of meme content to draw from
• up to date on all my shots
• my lovely lumberjack/dad bod is precisely between 1 Andre the Giant and 1 Simone Biles in length and comes with luxurious wall to wall carpeting
• can discuss kink stuff if you're interested!

Not included in this trim package:

• New! much time spent on Reddit because it sucks even more now than it used to
• desire for SWERFs, TERFS, or willing participants in the police-military-industrial complex
• ability to consume shellfish without Gastrintestinal Consequences
• abs (they're in there somewhere, I'm sure)

Let's make some plans that involve tea/art/leaves/smooching!