I’m your typical mid-40’s married man with teenage to adult children. I consider myself well-written, hold a professional corporate job, and can comfortably speak in front of crowds. My wife says I have a nice ass and a soothing voice fit for nature channel narration. She also said my original post was about as suave as a Nigerian Prince scam. 🤣

Stable guy, looking for someone who also wants an extra spark in their life. New relationship energy from finding a person who gets you that moves to a comfortable friendship filled with inside jokes, perfect memes, witty banter, and a little bit of flirtation when the timing is right. Not opposed to receiving hot pics, I very much would like to 😁, but this isn’t an ad for a quickie. I’m much more interested in realistic progression, which means be classy and at least wait until the second message before you send those nudes. 😊

I want to start online only and there is a possibility if our worlds align, we could meet IRL. Simple as meeting for lunch, or potentially more, should it be a healthy and wise decision for both of us. Meeting is not absolute; simply putting it out there that it is not out of the question. My spouse is partnered and committed to her relationships, so be aware we’re not looking to swing or swap spouses.

5’ 11” (though aren’t I supposed to fudge that?), blue eyes, broad shoulders. No hair, not sensitive about it. Height/weight proportionate. Close-trimmed beard. I’m an early riser in the central time zone during regular office hours.

I’m patient for the right relationship. I like a shy woman, but do not want a complete pushover. I like a confident woman, but do not get off by being bossed around. I’ll boss you around a little if you want it, though I’m not the guy if you’re looking for someone to give you permission to urinate. I’m normal. Somewhere between vanilla and kinky fuckery.

Please be sane. Please be available. You can be married as I am, but I am not looking to change my relationship or your situation or mess around with your marriage. I prefer to connect for a bit to see if we click, and then we can move to another platform. Also, please be you and be honest. I’m not looking for you to share anything confidential, but when I posted previously, I met more men masquerading as women than I expected! 😬😂