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41 [F4M] #Florida - Does anyone take poly relationships seriously?
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olduglysweater is a female age 41 looking for a male in Florida
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Hey ya'll, so back on the market again after 3 years. If you saw this ad before, means I got ghosted way too many times, so I'm back again and will keep on until I meet someone 😁

Neurospicy, woman of color, 5ft7, "mom bod" single obviously, zero kids and uninterested; dads are ok as long as you're not a shitty one. INTJ, libra☀️/virgo🌜/taurus⬆️ for my astrology heads out there, enneagram 8. Politically progressive creeping ever so leftward; MAGA boys, this is where you exit the chat. 👋🏿

Um, so I crochet. Like, I'm pretty good at it. Big mac and cheese slut who loves history docs, stupid comedies, big sushi dinners, taking in nature when the weather's cooler, real boardgames (but be patient and walk me through, I'll pick up on it I promise😅), mini golf, pinball, music—live and otherwise, Studio Ghibli and the occasional bit of herbal medicine. I don't smoke tobacco or much of a heavy drinker.

Hetero, very demisexual💚💜🖤🤍 Not saying I'm uninterested in sex I like it just fine, I'm just hella selective; the 'pussy is password protected', basically. And the password ain't wealth, holding big dead animals, your latest toy that goes vroom vroom, flexing biceps or how much of a sex God you are, because I've heard it all before.

Yes, I have strong opinions because dating makes you tough. I'm also a big softie who loves soft beds, soft rock, soft drinks, petting soft animals and soft guys. Physically and emotionally. Charming, intelligent, confident, emotionally available, stable teddy bear types drive me wild. I'm realizing that I want a copy of my ex, but no. I want someone who will include me, make me feel seen, heard, wanted and laugh at my corny jokes and puns. Maybe watch Elf and Scrooge'd on Christmas with a spread of Chinese food?

Lastly, am looking for confident, solo dating age appropriate men for a relationship; what's that entail? I'm introverted, so I prefer other introverts. Back to the "very demisexual" part, if you want a wild party girl, swinger, kinky group sex type....sorry, not my scene. Interested in men only. I'm not really KTP either, I prefer parallel. I'm sure your partner is pretty dope, but I don't want our lives to overlap. I never met my Meta and it was fine.

Disclosure, I'm of a lower income bracket, but if you're worth it, I'm willing to make an effort to come to see you or accommodate you if you visit me. Just to make it easier, up to 100mi in either direction of Gainesville.

Chat is open. Tell me what's your poly history, ie: how long you've been practicing, what style of poly do you practice for starters so I can weed out the creeps and fuckboys. See you soon 👋🏿

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