Civil-Painting-3014 is a male age 39 looking for a female in New York

Hi! How are you?! Single dad here, just your average everyday Prince Charming. Mr perfect some may call me. My shit never stinks and I’m the best there ever was. Now here’s a little about me…

   I spend my summer’s rescuing baby sea turtles from dangerous waters. Something about it makes me feel like I’ve changed the world. Plus the chicks dig it!

 I have no money. I live in my parents basement and with helping around the house my mom hooks me up with a lifetime supply of pizza rolls and mt dew! Bonus points if you love them both!!

Im looking for my Queen. Or maybe a couple of princess’s.  Either way someone to do everything for me so I can focus on being perfect and train for the upcoming turtle race competitions. More bonus points if you’re a ninja turtles fan! Just the first 2.. the rest sucked…

 So what do you say? Sounds like a dream come true right?! Mom said I’m aloud to have a girlfriend or two and she would even take us out on our first date so I don’t have to ride my bike without my helmet cuz the strap broke. Don’t leave me hanging too long cuz I’ve got so many women blowing my offer up right now.