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Iāve done everything I needed to today - so itās a chill Sunday. Maybe itās a relaxing Saturday night for you. Letās take it easy together, so can even tell you about the future.
Iām Carter. A 32 year old guy from Australia has just moved back here after living in NYC for a few years.
When Iām not singing along (obnoxiously loudly) to songs like I Want it that Way by the Backstreet Boys, youāll find me on a run, working out, working or watching The Office reruns. My optometrist says I should wear my glasses all the time but I do it maybe 20% of the time - if you like bad boys, Iām your guy š In a constant mental struggle between putting my head down trying to climb the corporate ladder and running away to live in a log cabin in the middle of Canada.
If youāre looking for someone who can change a tyre while only getting slightly annoyed, parallel park on the first try most of the time, spells words like ācolourā with an a U in the correct place, is like the complete opposite of a handyman, someone who says they will grow their hair long but then get sick of it and chop it all offā¦ then I may be your dream guy.
I am looking for someone to chat with (open to voice and video but letās just start with good old text chats). I want to know what makes you tick. A conversation packed with sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread. Iām not sure exactly where this goes long term but Iād hope you stick around for more than 24 hours. I also donāt mind where youāre from - anywhere goes - I love learning what a day looks like where you are and maybe weāll really hit it off! I just want someone Iām excited to chat to and vice versa! Bonus points if youāre also happy to talk some sense into me when I go to buy things I donāt need online.
Short term letās just bring some excitement to each other.
I find it easiest to get to know someone through people who already know them. Hereās some testimonials:
āWouldnāt know a hard days work if it hit him in the face but boy can he fix a computer.ā - Pop
āTell your internet friends youāre a sweet and handsome young man.ā - Grandma
āHeās the best. He plays games with me.ā - Nephew (5)
If youāve read this far and donāt think Iām too crazy, send a message or chat and letās talk! Take care and stay safe.
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