Long title much? Yeah, I know. I just figured I would announce my most important characteristics before you even waste time opening the post. Before you waste time contacting me, I am expecting you to understand the terms that I have used. If you are confused about how any of these characteristics work together, we can discuss that but if you ask me to define something, I’m simply not going to respond.

I know this sub doesn't like couples hunting unicorns but what about unicorns hunting couples? I would also be cool with single people looking to make a triad/group. Basically, I just want a loving group of friends who f*ck and have open communication. Can't be that complicated lol.

I'm fat. If you have to ask "how fat?" just leave me alone. Either you like big girls or you don't. Your demographics don't really matter, but I would prefer people around my age or older. I am not super comfortable with skinny/thin/average people, but if your affections are real, then I'm all for it! However, location is important. While I’m not exactly against something long distance, I don’t currently have a car and I don’t like to fly, so the closer you are, the better.

Warning: I will absolutely not tolerate any yelling/fighting or nastiness around me. I expect you to treat your partner(s) with respect. This does not include playful name calling or whatever. You’re an adult. You know the difference between playing around verses actually belittling/humiliating someone.

Despite my desire for a group of friends, when it comes to talking to strangers I get overwhelmed very easily and will go silent randomly but can pick up a conversation from up to days prior. Please, be mindful of this if you decide to contact me. Not every quiet spell is a rejection or needs to be commented on. I am EXTREMELY slow to warm up, but once we are cool, have fun getting rid of me lol.

Anyway, if you believe that I could be a compatible addition to your situation, please, contact me directly. If you need a conversation starter, let me know who your favorite Batman and/or Star Trek captain is and why. Any comments asking for communication will be ignored.

420 Friendly

I look forward to hearing from you!