Hi everybody! My name's Victorious, but you can call me Vic. If I were to toot my own horn, I would say I'm a pretty interesting specimen of the human species. If aliens were to abduct me, and they have, they would use the biggest probe on me as possible, for purely scientific reasons, and not because I requested it.

In short, I'm a neato little weirdo with big dreams. For instance, I want to start an educational nonprofit where we teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people self-actualize. That's just one of my goals. I also want a cookie, but those are easy to get.

I live an interesting life. I once thought the CIA was training me for a mission. That lasted six crazy years, and I radically transformed myself as a result. Doctors say I'm schizoaffective and autistic, but who trusts doctors? That's a bit of a joke, but honestly, being differently abled has major perks. It's like I have superpowers, and that makes me the best candidate for president for the United States. The CIA told me so.

I like joking about my mental health. It's better to laugh at oneself than to perceive the world through a pessimistic lens. That's why I was hoping to find a person or people who get that being different is not a bad thing. Truly, as we approach the singularity, the most useful of us will be those who think fundamentally differently.

So, if my ad caught your interest, shoot me a message and let's get talking. For now, I'll end on a poem that imma write straight from the dome:

I've lived thirty-two long years

And I have have quite the story

But lemme tell you of my fears

What if nobody ever loves me?

Alone and surrounded by others

With not a single person caring

Where are my sisters & brothers?

We have so much to be sharing

So I hope this message I write

Finds itself in front of the eyes

Of those who see me with delight

Thus I am myself without disguise

I am Victorious and hear me roar

Nothing will stop me being me

For I am what you're looking for

Friend across the electric sea