TL;DR: I will not respond to no effort messages. Don’t be a creep. Witty banter will always be appreciated ;)

Hello redditors! My name is Fig and I am in the home stretch of FINALLY being done with grad school and I probably have the worst senioritus known to man currently. Thoughts and prayers as I await to hear back about my final test results for my degree!

A little about me:

I am a full time graduate student studying and interning to be an educator. I plan to teach a specialty field (fine arts baby!!) so this will be my third degree, so you could say I am quite knowledgeable in my field. There is a 99.9% chance that I have paint on my hands because I have been attempting to teach myself how to use watercolor (it’s going… okay… thanks for asking!)

I do enjoy watching gaming lets plays in my spare time since I don't have a lot of personal time to play many games of my own anymore. I do, however, catch a game or two of Magic at my local game store once a week and have been enjoying being apart of a new DnD campaign. I enjoy alternative music from the 2000's (never out-grew that emo phase, see. Will eventually want to trade playlists) and am consistently tormenting students with my obnoxious singing whenever I can haha. I am child-free, religion free, liberal minded, and 420 friendly (no nicotine).

I am hoping to develop some kind of long term relationship from this (not saying I am in any rush, however). Getting to know someone and building up that connection is very important to me. Though, I am not one to ignore if the feelings are right and fight against a good spark.

To be upfront, I am plus sized, just in case that is not your preference. I am more than happy to send verifying photos as soon as both parties are comfortable. (which I’m more than happy to upfront :) )

What I’m looking for:

First and foremost, do not message me with the intent of attempting to jump right into it and get “down and dirty”. I have noticed an uptick in more NSFW posts making it through this sub lately so I feel the need to express that. If your intent is to not attempt to get to know me as a person up front then we are just not going to be compatible. Bots do not even try me!

If you are interested, please feel free to reach out to me via chat. Please tell me a little about yourself, more than just a “hi”, because I will not respond to those kinds of messages. Look forward to chatting with you all!