Cute couple ? Check ✅Sane? Check ✅ Witty? Check ✅ funny? Check ✅ humble? Check ✅

It seems easy enough. Go to MF4F find woman to meet.

But what do you find when you there ?

One line come-ons that 22 year old guys would be ashamed to use.

A long list of do's and don'ts that make it seem like you'd better walk the straight and narrow or you'll be caught in the middle of a jealousy storm of unknown proportions just because you accidently French kissed someone.

Sexual scenarios that have all the charm and sexiness of having your oil changed

Well, consider us the exception to the rule.

We can hold our own when it comes to banter, flirting, witty repartee, and general non-creepiness. No desperate vibe when you sit down to meet us. A fine sense of humor and a general awareness of the somewhat silly (but very handy!) nature of meeting someone on the internet for possible sexual escapades.

Manners.

Make sure you climax as much as you'd like. All those things you expect from any civilized man or woman.

We would be glad, in fact, and eager to discuss what you want out of the experience. You're not just a body we would be using to get off on a fantasy. Rather, you're an equal partner in the play date. And I think it would be hot to discuss just how you'd like to be licked or a particular scene you'd like to explore. Hey, i am not Amish. I know and like talking about sex.

Humor.

I know sex can be funny. People on a bed, need a sense of humor about it all. There are inevitably moments that feel like a seventies porn film, and you just can't take it all to seriously. When it gets down to it, what you'll take away from the day is the fun you've had with me, the pleasure and we want you to recall that we made you comfortable, made you laugh, made you come, and that it was hot enough to make you want to join us again, if that's your desire.

So, we have piqued your interest. You want to have a look at us, see if we meet the all-important Reddit "non-flakiness" test and determine if we might stir your loins in the slightest.

Why don't you tell us about yourself, your desires, send a photo if you're comfortable (or wait for our first) and ask me what you need to know. We can start this odd process and perhaps be sitting across from each other very soon ❤️