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33 [M4R] #Pittsburgh : Springtime is for dates
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Sequinssurf is a male age 33 looking for a redditor in Pittsburgh, PA
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Hello beautiful nerds,

I'm not sure what's been in the water lately, but I've been feeling jazzed to meet up with somebody new. Is it the flowers? Is it the promise of warmer weather to come? Have the longer periods of sunshine just woken up my libido? I have no idea. yes

Here's what I bring to the table:

  • poly for about 4.5 years so you can be sure that I know how to behave myself
  • approximately a Kinsey 1; cool with different genitalia but a modest preference for femme presenting folks
  • strong consent practices
  • have internalized feedback about my value as a human being tied to how well I do things for other people, so you know I'll be ggg
  • recently even more of a leftist, so I can deliver sexily whispered monologues about carbon taxes, worker cooperatives, and dismantling capitalism
  • definitely interested in warmly asking you questions about That Thing You Love
  • so many lame, shitty jokes that you'll have to laugh at how sincere I am in telling them
  • have literally never sent an unsolicited dick pic
  • a deep and possibly bottomless well of meme content to draw from
  • up to date on all my shots
  • my lovely lumberjack/dad bod is precisely between 1 Andre the Giant and 1 Simone Biles in length and comes with luxurious wall to wall carpeting
  • can discuss kink stuff if you're interested!

Not included in this trim package:

  • desire for SWERFs, TERFS, or willing participants in the police-military-industrial complex
  • ability to consume shellfish without Consequences
  • abs

Let's make some plans that involve drinking something outside while the daffodils are still blooming!

Also: this sub is not the most active in the world, I just wanted to add that if you are finding this post weeks or months from now, I'll still be interested in chatting with you 😊

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1 year ago