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38 [M4F] - Illinois/US - I am currently freezing my butt off in the hell that is the Midwest. I require communication, company and cuddles from this community culminating in a collision of coziness and comfort, capisce? Come one, come all!
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beardsorbust is a male age 38 looking for a female in Unity, IL
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Please send all applications my way. I will peruse them with great vigor and vim.

Hi! 38 year old he/him queerish dude here in a loving and long term poly relationship with a lovely gal looking for cuties to get to know and flirt with and potentially form a long lasting relationship full of trust and love and vulnerability and all that good, gooey stuff!

We date separately so not looking for a unicorn/closed triad situation. We practice kitchen table poly so ideally you'd get along with her and vice versa and we'd bond over awesome board games, move nights and various other shenanigans!

But enough about us! What about me? I'm a total dork/nerd big into fantasy and sci-fi, huge Trekkie, grew up on board games, D&D and vidja games. I love a great RPG, a good book and a great session of Catan. Movies? Yes! Television shows? Heck yeah! Anime? Sure, why not?? Tell me what show or movie has been stuck in your head lately. I also love to cook (taste my Indian and Pakistani cuisine!), and travel is something I thoroughly enjoy and live for. I want to hit up New Zealand in 2023.

I live near Chicago, don't mind distances and with all the pandemic craziness going on, getting to know each other online seems to be ideal right now. Big sucker for cuties with booties.

I'm a big leftist (ACAB, BLM, trans rights and all), believe in socialist ideals, think capitalism is the root of most evils and generally will not get along with conservatives (and potentially centrists) at all. I'm body and sex positive, kink friendly and experienced and believe in empathetic and constant communication.

5'11, chubby/dad bod, brown (as in Pakistani), glasses, bearded and one tiny tattoo (planning on getting more!)! So if any of that interested you, shoot me a pm and we can get to know each other standing more than 6 feet apart!

Also, feel free to send a face picture (SFW please!) along with your post and I will gladly reciprocate!

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