Listen, this is going to be lengthy, but I know exactly what type of person I'm looking for. We don't have to have all the same interests or hobbies, but please read this to see if we would vibe before messaging me.

Hi, I'm a 29 year old woman from Colorado and I'm in an ENM relationship. I've started exploring this past year, and man my reintroduction to the dating scene has been disappointing to say the least. I've dealt with dudes who are cheating on their wives, emotionally stunted manchildren, and controlling assholes who have meltdowns when they realize I'm not easily controlled. It's tough out here, and I have high standards, but I still have hope that there are awesome men out there. Let me be clear though, romantically I'm looking for something serious and long term that starts with friendship. I am not looking for just hook ups or no strings attached. Flirting is great but if you're only looking for sex, move along.

Also, I've recently figured out I'm neurodivergent so I'm looking for awesome neurospicy people to surround myself with.

You're probably wondering what kind of person I am, so:

• I'm nerdy- I love science, specifically biochem, neuroscience and most recently mycology 🍄

• I'm creative- I do photography and make psychedelic inspired art

• I love TV, movies, and video games, but hey, who doesn't?

• I tend to be shy at first but once I warm up to you it's hard to get me to shut up

• I tend to be very honest and straightforward and I'm allergic to bullshit

• I hate small talk and would rather talk about something intellectually stimulating

• I'm a night owl due to insomnia

• I have two cats and a golden retriever who are ridiculously cute, yes I will send you photos of them incessantly.

• I don't have kids, but I have two nieces and I love being an aunty!

• I love to cook and bake, it's how I show my love for people.

• I'm an atheist

• I'm leftist/progressive. If you're a conservative we're not going to get along.

• I'm 420 friendly and I'm a huge advocate for psychedelic therapy. I love all psychedelics, but I enjoy mushrooms the most.

• I'm not super outdoorsy, I'd rather go to an interactive art exhibit than go camping.

• I come from a very multicultural family and love talking to people from different cultures/backgrounds.

• I listen to a lot of rap/hip hop/pop but country music makes my ears bleed.

• I don't really believe in Myers Briggs or astrology, but if you do, I'm INTJ and a Virgo

• I'm a hopeless romantic so if you can't handle intense emotions then I'm not for you

• I'm kinky, but if you don't stimulate me intellectually first you'll never see that side of me

★★★★★★ What am I looking for? I vibe best with people who are:

•Close to my age or older (28-38)

• Intelligent, nerdy, or neurodivergent

• Male, because I tend to have more in common with guys, but I'm open to female friendships as well

• Leftist/progressive (not a bigot)

• Actually able to hold a conversation and willing to talk about complex topics

• Emotionally intelligent and empathetic

• Self aware and passionate about mental health

• Funny and don't take themselves too seriously

• Willing to put in the effort to get to know me

Listen, I don't know how much time we have left on this boiling planet but I'm looking to surround myself with good people in the time we have left, you feel me?

If you've read all this and I sound like someone you would vibe with, please reach out to me. I'm cool with texting, voice calling, and even meeting up eventually if you live close enough.

Low effort messages will be ignored.