It's the day of Baltic Unity, let's get depressed together!

780 years ago today a bunch of Baltic tribes teamed up and kicked some crusader ass somewhere in Eastern Northern European swamplands. Estonia definitely wasn't there but they are taking it along because it's so cute.

On the eastern shore of the Baltic sea you can find:

• Finland on it's daily piligrimage to Estonia for cheap alkohol.
• Estonia taking every opportunity to remind us that it does not belong here, and also disrespecting the historical truth, comrade!
• Latvia detecting definitely not Russian military equipment on it's borders, farming for GLORIOUS KARTUPELIS and together with Lithuania celebrating Jāņi/Joninės/Līgo/Rasos/Kupolė come on you indecisive twats is it so difficult to agree on one name for that damn thing?.
• Lithuania, arguing with Poland over which of it's past days were actually glory days and reminding everybody why the statement "Lithuania was the last European state to convert to Christianity" should be considered as incorrect.
• Belarus, rather succesfully trying to monopolize European tobacco black market. Things smuggled through Lithuanian and Latvian border en masse also include alcohol and fuel.
• That bit of Russia which has more military personnel than all three Baltic countries combined.
• And a wisent. These guys just hang out there.

The team consisted of:

• /u/Eesti_Stronk
• /u/thrawn0o
• /u/Williamzas
• /u/Zvygla

Great job guys!

Baltic countries were so happy to finally become relevant (naive bastards) that they awarded all of you with a bit of amber, also known as Baltic gold!

Now you can grind it to fine dust, throw into the fire and shout

In the name of the old gods!

To do it, simply add two hashes (##) at the beginning of your text. Like so:

##In the name of the old gods!

An archive of the event design can be found here: /r/pbeBaltics2016.