É A PORRA DO BRASIL!

On this day, 194 years ago, a new nation was birthed in the confines of South America when regent Prince D. Pedro's historic cry of "Independence or Death!" reverberated along the margins of the Ipiranga. Today, we come together at /r/polandball to celebrate this event that forever changed the course of history... for better or worse!

Hop aboard the 14-bis, and let Alberto Santos-Dumont take you on a journey over all the 5 regions and 26 1 states of Brazil.

Hit the Play button to start the header animation!

Our flairs wear his iconic floppy hat, a homage to the truest, 100% Polandball-endorsed inventor of the airplane! French chicks dig it!

By constitutional decree, any mention of the Wright Brothers is outright banned, and perpetrators will be taken to the pau-de-arara.

We also drink Cachaça, a drink only for the manliest of men, and a football ball because we're once again the country of football. We don't care it was only the Olympics, we rule again. Shut up.

As Santos Dummont flies over Brazil, we can see it's beautiful landscape and all it's states, from left to right:

1. DF, our federal distric, burning tax payer money, as is tradition.
2. Our recent political crisis brings the best out of our population.
3. Goiás hides his tumor called Tocantins under his hat.
4. Mato Grosso plants soy.
5. Mato Grosso do Sul has alligators. They're friendly though.
6. Acre scaring Rondônia by showing that it was once part of Bolivia. Every country bordering Bollivia has once took clay from them, they're push overs.
7. Nowadays Amazonas find some pretty weird shit on his river.
8. Roraima has blackouts. That's what you get for bordering Venezuela.
9. Amapá misses his other Guiana buddies, as shown in a certain comic by a certain gringo.
10. Pará likes to burn himself up to make room for pastures.
11. Maranhão is just a shit state.
12. Alagoas and Paraíba dressed as Cangaçeiros.(No, it is not a mouseover, stop clicking on it).
13. Piauí, Sergipe and Rio Grande do Norte are moving to the São Paulo state, as most northeastern do.
14. Ceará is totally safe. It's capital is totally not the most violent in Brazil.
15. Pernambuco divides with Paraguay the supply of Brazil's weed.
16. Bahia is just lazy.
17. Minas Gerais is lazy too because they are asically the South of Bahia.
18. São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro like to argue, but they have lots in common, like urban violence.
19. Espírito Santo. Literally, Holy Ghost.
20. The three stooges south states, Paraná, the Brazilian Russia, Santa Catarina, our beloved Nazi, and Rio Grande do Sul, the bankrupt separatist whacko.
21. Uruguay Cisplatina is rightful Brazilian.

Don't forget to check the sidebars, we have new Treasures, a new BR tutorial and a Book of Hue!

The upvote is a Brazilwood, a tree that gave our country it's name. Upvote things to burn that pesky thing and make room for pasture and agriculture.

Your new names are to celebrate Brazil's rich literature with the last names of some famous characters.

This event is brought to you by: (in no particukar order)

• /u/blue89962 (initiator)
• /u/Sr_Marques
• /u/John_V98
• /u/Arthek
• /u/danoneland
• /u/brain4breakfast
• /u/Bras_Cubas

Awesome job guys!

AQUI É BRASIL PORRA!

Too shout like above, simply put two hashes (##) at the beginning of the row, like so:

##AQUI É BRASIL PORRA!

Portuguese chars for copying:

À  Á  Â  Ã  Ç  É  Ê  Í  Ó  Ô  Õ  Ú  Ü
à  á  â  ã  ç  é  ê  í  ó  ô  õ  ú  ü

Those who've missed the party will find an archive of the event design here: /r/pbeBrazil2016