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I made a rap out of my top ten favorite pokemon
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Makes sense to start with the slowest mon on the track

Use shell smash to double my attack

On the contrary friend for the contrarian 

No one can best me on the defense

I have the highest defense stats you’ll ever see

Watch out for the hazards that I set down by your feet

I can cop a three V one

So use me wisely

Or you’ll be the one

With tears in your eyes see)

Flying in from Galar UK represent

From my beak get a different kinda present

I’m talking the kind that leaves you paralyzed

Interrupt my meal it will be pain you find

Leave it to me to surf on the track

When I spit missiles call it a counterattack

I got many raps to cram

Gotta keep it simple can’t stop to rant)

Hope you’ve enjoyed the previous raps in this cypher

Time to throw in a wrench with a two in one sir

We’re rise on the competitive scene

Got it better then most from the looks of things

Shed my tail to next in line

We battle like its a gen nine to five

Eatin sand and earth for me to survive

Call us lumina on the track we crash it

When we step into battle y’all know were gonna trash it)

I don’t think you wanna mess with my katana blades

With their new sharpness y’all better walk away

Can’t rely on defense cuz o’ my sacred sword 

You call it a battle I call it a chopping board

Part of the garde family got a pack to represent

From the maidens of the past to my man iron valiant

Y’all know this psycho had to get his cut

Lost the mega yet I kick more butt)

All these new threats lookin big and scary

Not one can handle the OG legendary

I flare blitz on the beat

Howling n’ prowling yeah I’m bringing the heat

Roll in defeat

I play rough since hisui

I have and will be makin history

Part of the OG one hundred fifty

Rap so fast you can call it extreme speed

I can keep this going till the morning sun

This rap’s halfway over yet I’ve already one)

You gotta lotta guts 

If you coming to face me

Stab facade will clean you up quickly

Fire away I be bulletproof

Feeling the rush headlong right into you

Rise like the full moon

One look and y’all through

The mountable mountain bear

I strike fear into my enemies y’all should be scared!)

Aloha to the alola ey

I say its time we add some color to the mix

A little bit of alchemy yeah that should do the trick

I’m toxic so watch out for my poison spit

You better knock it off I’m not done with the bit

Went from a drab little pile o’ cruel sludge

Not I fire up battles with my poison touch

Y’all think you’re healthy that won’t last for long

From useless to flawless yeah I’m real damn strong)

I’m starting to see a pattern with these guys

Most of em are newbies I think we should bring some old eyes

I’m champion level hell go ask blue

Y’all are lucky my cannons aren’t pointed you

Hand me the stone going mega like my launcher like

BANG BANG BANG

Hear my shell smash like

CLANG CLANG CLANG

Hand me the broom I’m ready to sweep

Look at my stats bro just read em n weep

I’m the star of the show I don’t need no aid

Finish this rap off with my G-max cannonade)

Call me an expert cuz I know the drill

I break the mold and go in for the kill

Try and switch with your rotom wash

I mincemeat out of your rotom watch

Dome made of iron call me a metalhead

Try and find good switch in, come on and go ahead

Let’s crank up the speed cuz I like to spin rapid

You ever heard of hazards cuz I haven’t

At one point I was broken ya see

Been a powerhouse since I was conceived)

Back in johto there was more that could be had

Then came sinnoh now things are lookin bad

Packin hazards, recovery, immunity, stab

Got a hole on your team this choice ain’t bad

I heal from the poison, call me an addict

When I ditch the item imma show you acrobatics

I got immunity to ground, status, and electric

Got an endless bag of powerful and nasty tricks

I’m a one man army yeah I can be trusted

You can call on me when you need some kneecaps busted

When you’re backed in the corner I can settle the scor

Just remember how to say my name, it’s not GL-i-SCOR)

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