Following the long investigation of the resulting ruins of the McDankey's restaurant and following incidents the Brickton Peasant Control, Firefighting, and Other Municipal Services is putting out this report. We have found the result of the main structural collapse was due to a large sinkhole located primarily in only the McDankey's Plot. Evidence of this is found due to the presence of a large cavern underneath the plot. The collection of Jungle Juice seeped into the soil causing the soil to weaken resulting in the quickening of the sinkhole. Evidence of this is found in the zombies and skeletons which most likely were drinking this terrible drink. The temple incident had nothing to do with the McDankey's incident. It was simply a result of the meteorologic conditions that come with living on a cloud. The lightning simply baked the quartz into netherrack. Also the resulting pigman simply came from pigs being hit by the same incident. There is no cause for rebellion in this moment for Lord Willakers was nowhere to be seen. (This report is pure speculation by one man and is subject to change due to videos by the lords.)