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So, you're ready for a good smackdown with your pitchfork. The only problem is, the model you have is too blasted thin to hold properly in your hands. It's slippery, uncomfortable and inefficient for chasing after that OP.
It's about time you replace that dainty piece of artwork for something more...brutal. And we've got just the selection for you - the Thick Pitchforks™.
Made with strength and purpose in mind, this range will not only allow you to maintain proper pitchfork grip throughout your rampage, but finally offer justice.
Starting at the low price of Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V, the Thick Pitchforks™ are there for everyone, no matter your budget. Pick one up today!
| Model Name | Design |
|---|---|
| The Classic | =====E |
| Designer | =====∑ |
| Extra Thick | ≡≡≡≡≡E |
Carry on.
Edit: for an upgraded version of The Classic, we recommend another fine producer of pitchforks - /u/mnmmatt - with the Sturdy Back Handled Pitchfork (now 50 Shmeckels).
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